Funky Arabs

The name is Jad Chouiri, famously known for his slut-y ways directing female singers in a sexual videos that looks like 80s soft porn movies, and sharing the fun with couple of videos for himself, showing the "true" Lebanese in him.


The title is "Funky Arab" a new song by Jad Chouiri, and it's the talk-about nowadays in the office and in front of the coffee machines.


In the video, you can watch it by clicking here, Chouiri is raping his way inside a nightclub, a Lebanese one by the look of it, with his friends, they all look extremely glamorous, wearing Prada and D&G, and the new collection of the gay blogger/designer/celebrity Perez Hilton, with flashes of people from both sexes flirting, man-on-woman flirting, man-on-man flirting, and orgy-flirting, if there's such a thing.


as he goes in the club, full of people wearing Shirts with slogans like "FUCK REHAB" or "TEAM PEREZ", he sings about the fact they we (Arab boys and girls) are not what you (Non-Arab boys and girls) see on CNN and BBC, we can be funky and we got guts, we know how to turn you on, and dance with you till the break of down.


We're sexy, we have color and we know how to party.


The song is actually nice, the beat is quite interesting and goes with the flow, and the cinematography is superb, but I just can't make my mind up about it.

I like it, I seriously do, Do I agree that all Arab are like the people he point to in the video?! of course not! I can't name three people other than myself who're into the dancing scene and who doesn't give a crap about anything but to live and let live.

Is this song a good way to communicate with non-Arab people and deliver the message that we're not riding camels anymore, and that we actually can pronounce two words other than "Come buy"?! I dunno, but I guess that it's a way!


There are two kind of people in the world, who study for themselves, and those would know how we're living and understand us, they might have a different or oppose view on us and our life but they know us.

and there's the other kind, the people who doesn't know us at all, and if Jad Chouiri is the one who's going to show them the Arab world, even through Club music and semi-naked Arabs, they be it!

The Beauty and The Blogger

In what you might call a modern-day spin on the Beauty And The Beast fairytale, a cat-fight started couple of days ago in the event of "Miss USA pageant" between famous celebrity blogger Perez Hilton, and Miss California Carrie Prejean.
Perez - openly gay and known to be the owner of a very controversial blog - asked Miss California if she believes in gay marriage, which she replays with an answer he did not expect.
To watch the video, please click HERE


The 21 beauty started her answer complimenting her country, before stating her believes; a marriage is something between a man and a woman, for which was booed according to a latter-on interview with Perez Hilton, but the TV broadcast censored that.

Prejean didn't get the crown that night, taking the place of the first runner-up, which Miss North Carolina went home with the title.


On the other hand, Perez went home furious that night, didn't change his clothes, didn't bother to feed his dog, he jumped in front of his laptop camera and posted THIS video on his website, a blog that had more than three millions clicks over a day.

In the Video that lasted for 2.25 minutes, Perez went on calling the woman a damn bitch and a stupid person, assuring us that her answer should be the worst answer in the history of Miss USA pageant, which I'm sure he knows by heart.


To be honest, I'm sure Perez knew that the whole thing is not about his fight for homosexual rights or his hurt feelings over the answer he was given, it was about more clicks on his website, more gossip about himself over all TV channels, that was his re-born 15 minutes of fame, and he needed to take advantage of it asap.

The guy who calls a 15 years old singer a slut, and draw penises over people's mouth in his blog, got to be on Larry King Live two times in less than a week, three different interviews with other TV channels, Jimmy Kimmel - a famous comedian - made a parody about the whole incident, and people are talking, and talking and - yet more - talking.


The whole thing was a shallow superficial TV gossip, and everyone is taking his turn to show up, styling the thunder from the actual Miss USA, everyone is so into it to the extent of everything being ridiculously over-spoken about.

The whole thing has never been about a small group of people fighting for rights, it was about Perez Hilton and Miss California and the shallowness of the people following up, more clicks on the famous blogger website, more people tuning in to Fox News to see the interviews with the 21 years old woman, who makes sure to say the Lord's name every three seconds.

I don't think by any chances that the fight between people who want to accept gay people and the people who're not accepting gay people shouldn't be held between a silly 21 years old beauty queen and a 30something years old drama queen.
Both of them shouldn't be the face of such an important fight.

Water and a Flame

Today's song is by both "Daniel Merriweather" and "Adele", I got to listen to it while browsing PerezHilton.com.

You might know Daniel from his previous hit "Stop Me", which I really enjoyed, I really liked the music video and all the girls in the bars smiling and dancing while a cartoonish tears are dropping from their eyes.

I always think that Perez never actually listens to the songs he propose to you in "Listen To This" almost-daily post, I have a mental image of him copying the link from God-knows where he gets those songs and paste it on the website before he goes to draw a new p***s on Lily Allen's mouth.

his taste in music is not that great, but sometimes he hits the right song somehow, and this time it was one of those times.

The song title is "Water and a Flame" and it's just fabolous.

Daniel:

Seven day has gone so fast
I really thought the pain will pass
It's been nearly an hour since I thought of you.
There's no answer in the phone
I'll settle for a busy tone
At least by then I know that you're OK.
A girl like you ain't meant to go away.
...
Now that you're gone, there's nothing else I want.
Now that it's over, there's nothing else I want.
What have I done, Looks like I was wrong.
Is everything really meant to change?!
I guess we're like water and a flame...
Water and a flame...
Adele:
I'm tired of this empty house
I need a drink to get me out
A couple more till I forget your name.
I saw a boy that looked like you
I didn't know what to do.
Talk about the well to bring myself
I realize what I wanted wasn't there.
...
Now that you're gone, there's nothing else I want.
Now that it's over, there's nothing else I want.
What have I done, Looks like I was wrong.
Is everything really meant to change; I guess we're like water and a flame...
Water and a flame…
Daniel: If you see me coming…
Adele: I look away, I look away.
Daniel: If your mind is made up…
Adele: I look away, I look away.
Daniel: If you're wrong about it?!
Adele: I'm ok, I'm ok, Yes I'm
Daniel: Then all this sorrow and this pain, it's gonna go away.
I love you.
Together:
Now that you're gone, there's nothing else I want.
Now that it's over, there's nothing else I want.
What have I done, Looks like I was wrong.
Is everything really meant to change?! I guess we're like water and a flame…
Water and a Flame…

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P.S: I can't find the song anywhere but on Perezhilton.com, so here's the link to the song where you can hear it and leave a comment if you like.